The ending of an Epoch


Just found out that in the Suite Life of Zach and Cody, a terrible show full of interchangeable Bieber clones for mindless younglings, they have their own “Corn Goblin” who attacks you or something if you eat “corn” or something just as retarded.  Turns out the show is a part of a trilogy that was released in the middle of January which, according to my calculations, is YEARS after james and I came up with the idea.  It’s even MONTHS after I made Th3CornGoblin my xbox live name.  This “episode” of this “tv series” needs to be removed immediately, and all copies of it ever need to be burned, or the corngoblin will exact his terrible revenge.  What happens when the corngoblin exacts his terrible revenge you wonder?  Oh, nothing really.  If you want to find out you can just ask the inhabitants of Sodom and Gomorra. Or the martians.  Or the goodly and truthful people of atlantis.  Oh wait… you cant.  They were all utterly and completely annihilated.

Possibly what their doom may look like

Maybe you can ask Zach or Cody, but you better hurry, for their doom approaches on the swift wings of inevitability.  Corngoblin fo EVER.

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