It was only inevitable, after all…

Well dear readers, it seems we have reached yet another milestone.  I’ve finally gotten a blog award.

Uh-oh! Party Spock’s back! Looks like we’ll be tearin’ up the clubs with our cold, unfeeling logic tonight!

I have, this very weekend in fact, been nominated for two blogger awards, first from the estimable sued51 of, and secondly from the incomparable Exceeding the Speed Limit, of .  Congratulations.  Your loyalty has been duly noted…

As for the rest of you…

Behold, your punishment!

Anyway, I encourage you to go a visit their blogs.  Sued51 gave me the sunshine award, I suppose for bing luminous, though more likely because I somehow brightened her day.

Here’s what it looks like

I’m glad I could help.  Exceedingspeed gave me the one lovely blog award, for having a lovely blog.  Again, I say thank you.

And this is that one.

Now, Down to Business

Reports have reached me that there are certain… requirements one must fulfill in order to fully receive an award.  Many bothans died to bring me this information, and so I thought it only fair that I would act on it as soon as possible.  Apparently, I have to answer some questions about myself, though the intelligence the bothans had stolen was damaged and incomplete.  I would have gotten quite upset with them, but they managed to let me know that the new death star isn’t fully manned or fully operational yet.

Excellent! Commence the attack!

Plus, they’re all dead anyway, and you can only beat a corpse so many times before your arm gets tired, so what’s the point in being mad?

Some Facts About Me

  1. My favorite time of year: is fall.  I wrote a post about it in a drunken fit of ecstasy  the likes of which I won’t see for quite some time.  I’m broke and out of booze.  Alas, such is life.  You can read it here.
  2. My Theme Song: Fear of the Dark by Iron Maiden.  Not only is it one of my favorite songs from one of my favorite bands, but I both am afraid of the dark and enjoying scaring people when I hide in the dark.
  3. What would you like to change about yourself?  I would like to not have allergies.  That would be awesome.  Also, if I could shoot lasers out of my eyes…
  4. What is it that you do, anyway? I am currently a graduate film student at the FSU college of motion picture arts.  I’m in the screenwriting program.  When I’m not doing that, I’m usually plotting with pinky on how best to take over the world.
  5. Whats your favorite time of day? Morning.  Easy.  I love coffee, breakfast food (bacon, donuts and CHICKEN BISCUITS) , and the sunrise.  These things all go hand in hand, and each one is complimented by the other, so that when all three are combined, this happens:
  6. What would possess someone to draw this?  Coffee, sunrise, bacon.  EVERY.  TIME.

    What is your favorite day:  Thursday.  It has both the knowledge that the week is now more than half over, and the tangible anticipation of the fun the weekend will bring.  It’s much like Christmas.  I enjoy it’s build up much more than the actual day.  Therefore the penultimate christmas experience is Christmas Eve.  I still have trouble getting to sleep on Christmas Eve.

    7. What is your favorite physical activity? Pillaging.  Second?  Ultimate Frisbee.

    8.What is your favorite DnD class?  Wizard, easy.  What’s not to like?

    9. What is your favorite monster?  Cthulhu, though he is more of an ancient one, a being from the stars, and an old god than a “monster,” though he is most certainly “monstrous.  H. P. Lovecraft is one of my favorite writers, and Cthulhu is one of his greatest creations.  There’s even a Metallica song about it.

    10. Favorite Clint Eastwood Movie?  This is a tough one.  I think I’d have to go with “Fistful of Dollars.”  The good, the bad, and the Ugly is awesome, but it’s so long.  I just watch it for the shootout at the end, which is one of my favorite scenes in anything ever.

    11. What is your Ideal Villain Lair?  An inactive volcano, that is secretly active, so that when the hero’s army invades, you can flood the complex with lava and be done with his pitiful attempts to foil you forever.

    12. What is your favorite movie that takes place in Bruges? …In Bruges.

    13. Who is your favorite author? Sir Terry Pratchett.  He is absolutely fabulous.  Go read all of his books, now!

    14. What is your favorite foreign language?  German, because I know it.

    Well, thats quite enough of that.  Now I suppose I have to nominate some other blogs.  Let’s see…

    1. writes about karate, philosophy, and everything in between.  Who cares if she is on blogspot and not wordpress?  That’s her challenge, not mine.

    2.  has fun pictures and interesting musings.  Giver her a read.

    3. blogs about funny everyday stories, and occasionally reblogs/narrates some of my own.

    4. is a fellow writer who has a very organized, interesting, and delightful blog.  I am jealous of it’s ease of use and scroll bar thing on the homepage.

    5. writes about… um wow… everything and everything, and everything in between the two.

    6. writes humorous things, and has a book too.  Lucky.  I wish I had a book.  Though I dont have one due to lack of trying.  Maybe one day…

    Well, thats about it.  I’m glad i’ve finally gotten a blog award.  I’ve been waiting a long time.  As the title states, though, it was only inevitable, and so to anyone waiting for their first one who may happen to read this, I have one thing to say to you.  It’ll happen eventually.  It is only inevitable, after all.

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  1. Congrats! Can’t think of a wittier blogger to receive such honors.

  2. psampson2888

     /  September 30, 2012

    good theme song choice! That is one of my favorite songs and my all around favorite band

  3. Congratulations, you are most deserving! I’ve read several of your posts, and I tell you, your writings are amazingly entertaining. Harvest Moon and the Fortress of Clouds were my favs. I enjoyed the Burger story too, but unfortunately, too close to reality these days.

  4. Everyone wins with party spock!

  5. Congratulations! And thanks for putting my Blog on your award list. My broadband had crashed on account of the traffic your blog is throwing at it. I hope to throw some back very soon…

  6. Congratulations! I must be rewarding to finally be recognized for your significant contributions to the blogging world. I feel a Triumph is in order

  7. Michelle Gillies

     /  October 1, 2012

    Congratulations! Well deserved. By the way, your answers have to be some of the best I have read.

  8. thanks so much! I need read up on you! In Bruges is outstanding, although I could have used subtitles. have you seen Play Misty for Me? That’s a good one. The Unforgiven? I still love Dirty Harry the most. Thank you again, maggie

  9. Congratulations, and thanks for taking a look at my blog.

  10. Winslie Gomez

     /  October 1, 2012

    Spectacular! You deserve it! & I’m not worthy of the visit, but well chuffed!

  11. Congratulations, CG! Your “In Bruges” joke just about killed me. : )

  12. Well I really liked your blog awards acceptance. I think it would make a great movie.

  13. Thanks for the kind words. But please,
    In Bruges sucked. Just sayin’…
    Congrats on TWO Awards!!!!!

  14. Congratulations and thanks for visiting my blog. 🙂

  15. congrats. chicken biscuits…interesting!

  16. mensrea93

     /  October 3, 2012

    Congratulations on your award. Also In Bruges is one of my favourite films of all time so points to that. The bothans will not be forgotten of their sacrafice.

  17. Well done! How would you like to do that all again? Because I’d like to nominate you for the Versatile Blogger Award. Your prolific and diverse writing has earned you this award! Please see my blog for award rules. Congratulations and many Blessings!

    • thecorngoblin

       /  March 3, 2013

      Thanks so much. your kind gesture actually got me back into blogging, at least for the nonce.


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